Your rank and name are Captain Mayo. You play a war veteran jar of mayonnaise. Kenny ketchup who is your best friend has asked you to rescue his girlfriend princess Bea of Hein Kingdom, and in the process free the Kingdom from the clutches of Evil Johnny Mustard. 

It is a platformer where you decide what level you want to do and in what order you want to do them. The game has a lot of special humor and hopefully can tickle a laugh.